It does make a nice air mattress for Odie.
p: omg.
m: what.
p: look at this sheet of bubble wrap.
p: see how it looks so juicy?
p: when you try to pop it... it's pop resistant.
m: what!
p: see, there are channels between the bubbles.
p: so when you squish one bubble, the air is distributed to the other bubbles through the channel.
m: that's so wrong.
p: it's diabolical!
p: this is like a sheet of evil.