p: would you rather be a polaron beam or a tachyon beam?
m: i really don't care.
p: you would never just say "polaron beam" or "tachyon beam," would you.
m: no.
p: would you rather be vulcan or borg?
m: …
m: i don't care.
m: i suppose vulcan.
p: i would rather be vulcan.
p: would you rather be chakotay or tom paris.
m: chakotay.
p: would you rather be me or you?
m: i can't answer that question.
p: why can't you answer that question?
m: i am not awake enough for the level of introspection required to answer that question.
p: ...
p: vampires are very old.
p: and old people don't have teeth.
