p: ::sluuuuurp::
m: so how is the tiny straw.
p: well...
p: there's no danger with the tiny straw of accidentally sucking up unblended banana.
p: so there's that.
p: ::sluuuuurp::
p: actually you can quite effectively vacuum up around the unblended banana.
p: with no fear of it shooting into your mouth.
m: well, that's good.
p: yes, it's one of the most horrifying experiences of life.