Wednesday, August 20, 2014

So It's Just Not Gonna Happen Like That

p: ::sluuuuurp::

m: so how is the tiny straw.

p: well...

p: there's no danger with the tiny straw of accidentally sucking up unblended banana.

p: so there's that.

p: ::sluuuuurp::

p: actually you can quite effectively vacuum up around the unblended banana.

p: with no fear of it shooting into your mouth.

m: well, that's good.

p: yes, it's one of the most horrifying experiences of life.