Friday, January 24, 2014

I Have No Honor

m: eight o' clock has reared its head

p: oh nooo

p: i punch eight o' clock in the face

m: hnnk

m: eight o' clock will come back in fifteen minutes

I have no honor is from my idea for a Klingon alarm clock, it wakes you up with a Klingon death cry and if you hit snooze it says, "you have no honor."

ETA: I did not actually punch him in the face, I just pushed his stomach a little bit.