m: eight o' clock has reared its head
p: oh nooo
p: i punch eight o' clock in the face
m: hnnk
m: eight o' clock will come back in fifteen minutes
I have no honor is from my idea for a Klingon alarm clock, it wakes you up with a Klingon death cry and if you hit snooze it says, "you have no honor."
ETA: I did not actually punch him in the face, I just pushed his stomach a little bit.
