p: i can't really lean forward for smooches this week.
p: so you will have to come more than half way.
p: it doesn't mean that i don't love you.
m: that's good to know.
p: also i will not be laughing as much at your jokes.
m: that's okay, they're not that funny.
p: haha no, you are funny. ow.
p: if i hold here, maybe i can laugh a bit.
p: hahaha.
p: the problem is, i'm pretty funny.