p: grrmp
p: stupid cantaloupe surrounded by stupid dishes
p: why don't you cut yourself up
::pours a glass of coffee::
p: i mean, i could eat.
p: what am i saying, i have to eat.
::puts eggs on the stove::
p: blrrgh, i know where this is going
::puts on apron and washes the dishes::
::cantaloupe looks sexy::
p: oop, eggs.
::puts lid on eggs and sets timer::
p: every time
::cuts up cantaloupe::
::puts cantaloupe in a bowl and into mason jars::
p:oop, eggs.
::sits down to eat hardboiled eggs and cantaloupe with iced coffee, BEST COMBO::
Later in the week, grabbing a mason jar of cantaloupe and a fork:
p: i am so good at life.
I'm not kidding. Give yourself occasion just three times a week to say that you're good at life, reinforced by cantaloupe. It's a confidence builder, believe—
Also when you sprinkle salt on your eggs, sometimes a little salt falls on the cantaloupe or watermelon or mango or whatever below and that is really good.
