shitty first drafts for a book i may or may not be writing
p: you know what i hate?
m: nazis.
p: nazis are very bad.
p: ...
m: what do you hate.
p: i hate when people call food "bad boys."
m: ...
m: like "i'm going to eat this bad boy?"
p: or like "i made these tofu slices, look at these bad boys."