Man, I got nothing. The two pairs of jeans that didn't fit with a layer under, they're too tight to wear with underwear at all and they're too tight to wear without underwear if you know what I mean. So I'm down to two pairs of jeans, and one of them I just mended within an inch of its life. At some point I have to get new jeans. What jeans fit derby thighs, it would probably be a public service if I found out.
For starters: What's Your Levi's Curve ID Shape?
A: Supreme Curve, bitches.