p: sigh.
m: whatsa matta?
p: ben affleck.
p: i'm really trying.
p: it's not that ben affleck can't be batman.
p: anybody's mouth can be batman.
p: bruce wayne, though.
p: i just can't.
m: i can't believe you're obsessing over ben affleck when miley cyrus...
trails off because he has no idea what about miley cyrus