p: omg savory rice krispie treats.
p: i guess it's not possible.
p: because you need the marshmallows.
m: somebody's probably already done bacon rice krispie treats anyway.
p: yeah.
p: if i was going to write a sci-fi story.
m: yes.
p: it would be about how bacon has been a government mind control delivery system all along.
m: yes.
p: it's so totally plausible.
p: why are people so crazy about bacon?
p: bacon and internet memes.
m: the bacon dumbs you down so they can send in the internet memes.
p: i mean, why do you think bacon is so salty?
p: so you can't taste the neurosuppressors.
reading it over
m: there was a lot of other good stuff.
m: that i would have thrown in.
p: oh, like what?
m: all of it.
p: i couldn't remember it all.
m: because of the bacon.
