p: let me tell you how my "dance" is going
p: first of all, sliding on your head hurts
p: that's why i'm wearing this hat
p: i guess that's why breakdancing kids wear hats
m: how are you sliding on your head
p: like this
::big supine arch::
p: if you don't slide on your head, you can't go up
p: the hat doesn't really help because your head slides in the hat
p: okay so, then this is where he does that huge jump nevermind that
p: i do this instead
:: ipsilateral bird dog::
p: but look, i never used to be able to do this before
p: this for three minutes really hurts your knees
p: so i put on knee gaskets
p: also i'm wearing sweats because the floor is cold
p: so sweats, hat, knee gaskets, and some of this stuff is pretty hard, and i've been doing it for like twenty minutes
p: i'm basically dying here
m: so shower before brunch, then?