Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Roundhead 2: Electric Boogaloo

"I only need ninety more pushups to hit four thousand."

"Ninety is a bunch."

"It's only three sets of thirty. I can do three sets of thirty."

"When you put it like that—"

"Do I want to do three sets of thirty, though."

I actually do a set of forty! Then the next set, I can't do more than thirty.

"So my plan is, forty then thirty then twenty." Though a plan, technically, is something you think of ahead of time.

I do twenty, but I know I have ten more in me. Besides, that would be an even two hundred and fifty for the day.

"Four thousand and ten! Oh."


"I only need thirty more to get my team to five thousand."

Pit crew makes a little barking noise.

"I mean, a set of thirty—"